Once upon a hoopty...

I just woke up (10 minutes before the alarm, mind you) from a great dream. I was friends or relations with the president and everywhere he went, when he was off duty, these vampires would come after him, but they were totally easy to spot. There were, like, two main vampires: a man and a woman. the woman was tall and thin with glasses and long stringy hair. She looked suspiciously like one of the missionaries I know in the other side of the world. They always went after children. So all these zombie-like children were always walking up to the president. They were almost always blonde and they always had red (like candy-apple red) highlight or splotches in their hair. At the very end, they were approaching the president one by one and I couldn't lock the door...i mean, it only had one of those little chain locks that let you open the door about two inches (what do you call those?), so I couldn't keep the little red-splotched haired, zombie children out, but the president was guarded by a ton of protection and they would open fire on any little red-splotch-headed children who walked through the door. Except, I had to be outside the door because I was on door duty, and I couldn't very well stand there while they shot at little children near the door, now could i? So I kinda showed them in one at a time. And this one little girl came by and at first i didn't notice the red splotches because they were so stylishly added to her blonde little head. And she was a beautiful little girl and I told her so and she responded. That was weird because all besides the original two just kinda grunted. She had a british accent so I asked her if she from britain and she said, "I'm from heaven." And I had no CLUE what that meant, so I asked again, "No, I mean...were you born in Britain?" "No," she said with some frustration, "I'm from heaven." About that time the female leader walked up and was mad that a) i was talking to one of her spawn b) that she was talking back (that's not supposed to happen) and c) I was still alive so she started coming for me and I was screwed unless some of those secret service decided to take a glance out the door. As I started thinking of possible ways out, I got overly analytical and realized i was dreaming and woke up. I wonder what happened...?